What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 23:59
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
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Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
What are some effective ways to cope with loss and grief?
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?
Make Nazis afraid again!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
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¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Why do people think Mirko is boring in My Hero Academia?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
What does it mean if you dream your dad died?
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Why do humans sweat while stressed?
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
What pet would you strongly not recommend?
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!